Stitches Parody

I'm shocked at our new verbal war But no one's ever said words so impure Your words, "I'd rather end my life" Than to eat awful Taco Bell one more time Started weeping so I grab my hover I don't know what made you lose your mind Do I quit calling you my lover and move on? You want me eating something healthy (woo) Making food that you can selfie Yet, I don't find it's as delicious (woo) When a meal's nutritious Sitting at Taco Bell (woo) Gave a rave review right on Yelp And now that I'm without my misses (woo) I'll go home and fix this Entered the house and called your name Saw your lifeless body, I was so dismayed An empty bottle of prescription drugs Now I'm gonna read what you wrote You left me a suicide note "Dear Chad, you are about to discover Life just won't be the same, 'cause I took mine The note quits, now, l'm left to wonder why you're gone I got an idea how to change things (woo) Make my hoverboard quantum leap Install a time travel transmission (woo) With nuclear fission Temporal displacement (woo) Takes plutonium obtainment Luckily, I know a few Libyans (woo) With nuclear ambitions Speeding up ahead Gonna make the time and space bend Needing to prevent you from winding up dead Speeding up ahead Gonna make the time and space bend Needing to prevent you from winding up dead Speeding up ahead Needing to prevent you from winding up dead Speeding up ahead Gonna make the time and space bend Make the time and space bend Now I'm watching, me and you are fighting (woo) I'm waiting from the kitchen, smiling And now the old me makes his exit (woo) I'll go and prevent this tripping over myself The new me is begging, don't kill yourself (woo) And you say, "Gonna nap for 30 minutes" (woo) Out of my headache prescription" You were sleeping from the beginning? I am such an idiot At least I broke the space-time continuum I'll write myself an addendum