Gorilla, You're a Desperado

Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place I wish the ape a lot of success I'm sorry my apartment's a mess Most of all I'm sorry if I made you blue I'm betting the gorilla will, too They say Jesus will find you wherever you go But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know In the mean time, keep your profile low Gorilla, you're a desperado He built a house on an acre of land He called it Villa Gorilla Now I hear he's getting divorced Laying low at L'Ermitage, of course Then the ape grew very depressed Went through Transactional Analysis He plays racquetball and runs in the rain Still he's shackled to a platinum chain Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place