Oh Shit I'm F****d

Oh shit We once made out lying next to a drunk Japanese girl Who later turned out to be very mentally ill You can turn straight chicks into lesbians when you play girl And watching you eat jalapeño jam is such a thrill When I sat in your room I thought I'd walked into a museum A museum of the future where they show how we live now I just had a conversation with your Chilean roommate But I did not register a sound that came out of his mouth 'Cause I was thinkin Oh shit, I'm fucked x 3 'Cause I ... I'm in love with you I would make love to the rat that sits on your shoulder If it meant that I would be able to get closer to you Was there seriously a spider crawling up my neck Or was that just an excuse for you to get out of the room? Either way Oh shit, I'm fucked x 3 'Cause I ... I'm in love with you Maybe in another dimension, this all works out girl A dimension where I suck on your ear and nibble your toe Maybe one day I'll infiltrate the inside of your heart And maybe then you'll know what I know And what I know is Oh shit I'm fucked x 3 'Cause I ... I'm in love with you Oh shit I'm fucked 'Cause I ... I'm in love with you x 2 I'm fucked