Oh! You Pretty Woman

I know a gal that's awful sweet I'm tellin' you she can't be beat Oh! You pretty woman With lots of this and plenty of that And a motorcar and a ten-room flat Oh! You pretty woman She's lookin' for a sweetie And I think she picked on me I tried my best to get away but she wouldn't let me be And this gal you must hear more about I'm gonna stand right up and shout Oh! You pretty woman I only held her hand but once And I was weak for months and months Oh! You pretty woman One time she sat up on my lap And I just had to yell purr pow Oh! you pretty woman She locked me in her boudoir And started straight for me But I just fought and kicked and screamed 'Til she let me be We won't be married 'til the spring But mother's told me everything Oh! You pretty woman Now you should see just how she's built One look at her and boy, you'll wilt Oh! You pretty woman With lots of these and plenty of those And boy-oh-boy, those sweaty clothes Oh! You pretty woman I never kiss her more than once Unless she just demands it And when she holds me close so dear I like it but I can't stand it She took me ridin' in her coup She made my heart go boop boopy doop Oh! You pretty woman