Dumb Ass Country Boy

I'm just a dumb ass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I remember the days when men were men If it was up to me I'd bring 'em back again And I'd kick your candy asses up around your jaded ears I'm just a dumb ass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I got friends with names like Slim and Coy Just a dumb ass country boy I'm just a dumb ass country boy I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love And it was cool to say yes to all the above And I still can't find nothing wrong With saying yes to smoking mother nature I'm just a dumb ass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know Got friends with names like Slim and Coy Now people listen to me, I'm your social conscience I been gone for a while you've had to make it on your own Now people listen to me, you got no social conscience You gotta get up, get up and get over it That's right, I just wanna change the world Change the world's diapers that is All those tender ass sons o' bitches Who are all these goobers who say What's cool and what's not cool What's hip and not hip? Yeah, I might be a one hit wonder I might not be But then again it might only take me one hit To knock your teeth down your God damn throat That's right, the girls only want crab my ass So Peggy ass pal It's time for me to drive this Impala You need to be programmed, I'll program your ass Listen to me motherfucker, listen to me I'm just a dumb ass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know Got friends with names like Slim and Coy I'm just a dumb ass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know Got friends with names like Slim and Coy It's the simple things that I enjoy With my friends that are named Slim and Coy Hey, what do I know? What do you know? What does anybody fuckin' know?