Peel Me a Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Tell me a joke, talk to me nice You've got to wine me and dine me Don't try to fool, me bejewel me Either amuse me or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Pop me a cork, french me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, honey kid glove me Best way to cheer me, is cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me grape Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say, 'do it', damn it jump to it Send out for scotch, baby call me a cab Pick me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab *Missing* Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, but please don't bug me New Thunderbird me, I know you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape