I Love Trash

Hey! You wanna talk some trash Ahh! Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty And anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yeah, I love trash! Yeah! I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mama the day I was born I love it because it's trash! Oh, I love trash Anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty Yeah, I dig trash! Yes, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I got me a newspaper 13 months old I wrapped up some fish, and it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold I love it because it's trash I love it because it's trash! I got a clock that won't work, and an old microphone A broken umbrella and rusty trombone Now I'm delighted to call them my own I love them because they're trash! Yeah, yeah! Oh, I love trash Anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty Yeah, I love I love trash Anything dirty (dirty), or dingy (dingy), or dusty (dusty) Anything ragged (ragged), or rotten (rotten), or rusty (rusty) Yeah, I love Yeah, I love trash! Somebody think of a trash, ha-ha-ha-ha! Who, me? Forget about it