Deep Down Inside

Somewhere there's a darn nice fella Deep down inside (Deep down inside) Deep down in the old subcellar Somewhere Though I think he fell asleep down inside Deep down, digga-digga-deep down inside You try it now! (No, I'm ashamed) Go on (All right, I will) Sometimes, I'm a darn near human Deep down inside (Deep down inside, Mr. Pinchley) Deep down where the bass is boomin' Sometimes, gotta take that broom and Sweep down inside Sweep down, digga-digga-deep down inside Hey, I like that! (Keep going!) No man is a true pariah Deep down inside Deep down inside Deep down in the old spare tire No man is a true Uriah Heep down inside There's a lover that you just can't keep down Deep down inside Deep down inside We found it, Mr. Pinchley! We found that little bit of good in you! (You think - You think some people would like me?) Try it and see! (All right, I will) Junior! (Did you scream, Father?) Junior, how about you and me Going out and having dinner together sometime? (Oh, Daddy!) He called me Daddy! (He likes you) And I don't even like him! In even the worst of varmints You'll find a good deed Down under the outer garments Of malice and greed That little gold streak is shining Believe it or not That is, if you don't mind mining Till you hit rock bottom Strip down (rip down) Meet a real pip down Deep down (deep down) inside Deep down (deep down) inside Slip down (zip down) Take a little trip down Go down (low down) Meet a good Joe down Under your heart On that shovel get a real good grip and Dip down in Dip down in Dip down inside Hey, hey Do you think - do you think other people would like me? (Of course, Mr. Pinchley If you'll only give them a chance!) All right, I will Other people! (Sir?) Other people I'm gonna tear up all the mortgages on debtors' row And you can live there for free! (Free?) And Monday, the painters are coming And starting this winter Heat! (Heat?!) Three cheers for Pinchley He's true blue We knew eventually He'd come through 'Cause Pinchley is a real nice human Deep down inside Deep down inside Deep down there's a violet bloomin' Pinchley ain't a low inhuman Creep down inside He's a fella with a heart that's big All you gotta do is dig, dig, dig Snoop down, stoop down (get the real poop down) Deep down, deep down (Down where?) Deep down, deep down (Right there) Scoop down, troop down (Bring a little group down) Get down, set down Meet a good bet down Under your heart Then rise up and give a hip, hip, hip, hip Three cheers for Pinchley He's okay We know essentially He's grade A 'Cause no man is a mean old geezer Clear down inside (no mean geezer) Peer down inside Clear down in the geezer freezer No man will deny that he's a Dear down inside Dear Miss Schlumpfert You've been such a comfort Deep, deep, deep, down Deep down inside In even the worst of varmints You'll find a good deed Down under the outer garments Of malice and greed That little gold streak is shining Believe it or not That is, if you don't mind mining Till you hit rock bottom He's a darn nice fella Deep down inside Deep down inside Zip down, nip down Take a little trip down Go down, low down Meet a good Joe down Under your heart On that shovel get a real good grip and Dig down in Dig down in Dig down inside Deep down inside