Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend A kiss may be grand... but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat Or help you at the automat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend ... Tiffany's! ... Cartier! Black star Frost Gorham Talk to me Harry Winston tell me all about it! There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer But diamonds are a girl's best friend There may come a time when a hard boiled employer thinks you're awful nice But get that ice or else no dice He's your guy when stocks are high but beware when they start to descend It's then that those louses go back to their spouses Diamonds are a girl's best friend I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic But diamonds are a girl's best friend And I think affairs that you must keep masonic are better bets If little pets get big baguettes, Time rolls on and youth is gone and you can't straighten up when you bend But stiff back or stiff knees you stand straight at... Tiffany's... Diamonds... diamonds... I don't mean rhinestones... but diamonds... are a girls best... best friend"