Here's adventure
Here's romance
Here's the famous Robin Hood of the Old West
Cisco, the sheriff, he's getting closer
This way Pancho, vamonos
The Cisco Kid!
Way, way, way back in the days, the year 1980
Had to get a job, had to make some money-ney
Picked up a pen and a pad, dropped reality, never thinkin'
That I would live to see the day I'd rock my own CD
We used to do the dance we called obie-obie
Now STP 1993
So Hollywood, get out my way
My mom's words seems like yesterday
"Love Jesus, don't forget to pray"
She must have gone with the boss DJ
Right? (Don't be too sure of that fat one)
(Fat one?) And feelin' love, skinny-ninny, coming with the 9 millimeter
Point your gun and bullet free
'Cause he who has the money has the authority
And respect to the man with the Uzi
(Pretty handy with a six-gun, myself. Shutup!) The 808-kick is on my hitlist
And this beat's cookin' like an I-talian
It wasn't hard for me to do. It was so easy
Because to me loops loops tight go (go) naturally (naturally)
Mom's words seem like yesterday
What's your name? Cisco Kid
Si, Poncho's name is, Poncho
Now in '94 we got an STP
A half pack of smokes and oh yes, Aunt B
A fifteen-pack of Old Milwaukee
A dalmatian and a girlfriend but I ain't got no money-ney-ney-ney
The 808 is within my reach
Sublime posse comin' straight from Long Beach
If you think that Hollywood didn't get what he deserved
Call 808, kid, and get served
How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy, man?
There's always some hombre that can't resist swappin' lead just to see if their faster with the six gun than Cisco is
He he heh, those hombres find out Cisco the fastest!
Well that don't stop 'em from tryin', Poncho
Like Slade here. He fancy's himself as fast on the draw as a quarter-horse takin' after a stray
Oh ho hoh, that one not gonna beat Cisco, either!
Well, what's the matter? Can't the Cisco Kid talk for himself?
Is that how you got your reputation Cisco? By havin' your partner build you up?
I make no claim to a reputation señor and no one has to talk for me
The Cisco Kid, heh. The kid part fit you from the way you act
I've meet with your kind before. You are foolin' hombre if you think he will not fight you
You're makin' big talk for an hombre who won't fight
You are wrong Slade. I'll fight you any place, any time- if there is a good reason
Well here's a fist full of reasons!
Is this your way you think you'll get your money?
Now you two quit that!
Just as soon as I finish off this Cisco Kid
You are the one that is finished, you braggart (Oh!)
Ha ha ha hah! Bueno, Cisco. Is that a good punch?
Alright you two, that's enough. Let him alone, Cisco
I won't forget this Cisco. I'll take this up with you another time
Any time hombre, I'd be glad to accommodate you
I'll make it soon, Cisco
Shut up, Cash, keep your mouth shut
That's what I mean, Cisco, you attract trouble like a fiddler attracts a square dance
You understand why I don't want you staying in this town?
Do not worry, sheriff
