People will know when they see this show
The kind of a guy I am
They'll understand just what I stand for
And what I just can't stand
They'll perceive what I believe in
And what I know is true
And they'll recognise I'm a one man guy
Always was through and through
Yeah, I'm a one man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
A one man guy
One man guy, only kinda guy to be
I'm a one man guy
I'm a one man guy, and that one man is me
I'm a one man guy
People meditate, hey that's just great
Trying to find an inner you
People depend on family and friends
And other folks to get you through
I don't know why I'm a one man guy
Or why this is a one man show
But these three cubic feet of bone and blood
And meat are what I love and know
'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy
One man guy, only kinda guy to be
I'm a one man guy
I'm a one man guy, and that one man is me
I'm a one man guy
I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself
And eat solo every night
Unplug the phone and sleep alone
Stay right out of sight
Sure it's kinda lonely
Yeah it's sort of sick
Being your own one and only
Is a selfish dirty trick
But I'm a one man guy in the morning
I'm the same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy
One man guy, only kinda guy to be
I'm a one man guy
I'm a one man guy, and that one man is me
I'm a one man guy
