Middle School Girlfriend (Live)

Middle... school... girlfriend. Sitting here in Earth Science class Waiting for the time to pass Waiting on puberty, and the lunch bell (Boop!) Three seats in front of me Sits Beverly (nothing special) But one seat to the left of her is Heather (Heather, Heather) My dream girl since sixth grade Sure, that was only last year But a lot can happen in a year Like losing the perm and getting some bangs Making the cheerleading squad And developing other things... Like that beautiful smile. I wish she was my Middle school girlfriend! What I wouldn't do-o-o To see her in her headgear In the moonlight If she only knew that I existed She couldn't resist this dude! That's right, I'm a dude Just look at my mustache Um, uh, you're gonna have to get a little bit closer. See it? Right in there. You know what? I'm just gonna call her. I'm gonna pick up the phone, and I'm gonna call her. (Ringing) Hello? Um, can I speak with Heather? Speaking. Um, hey, Heather, this is Zach. What are you doin'? Nothing. What are you doing? Nothing. What are you doing? You just asked me that. Nothing. Oh. Yeah. Uh... um, will you go with me? Sure. Ah... o-okay. See you tomorrow. Now that me and Heather are going together We've got a unique bond that nobody can sever Even though I haven't really talked to her Since that night on the phone (night on the phone) And I know she still remembers every word I said That's what she's thinking when she's perched up on that pyramid Saying, "Go! Go Eagles! You can do it! Number one!" And look, her best friend's coming over to deliver a message Because she can't leave her seat Even during a scrimmage Hey, Margaret. It's Zach, right? Yeah. Heather wanted me to come over and tell you that she thought you were someone else the other night on the phone. And she's really weirded out by the way you've been staring at her the whole first half. And she wanted me to tell you to... stop. She used to be my Middle school girlfriend! I never got to-o-o see her in her headgear In the moonlight If she only knew what she was missing That she was ditching the future president of the Math Olympiad Club That's me-e-e Single and free-ee-ee Oh. I think that's it. I think I just went through puberty.