Textmergency (feat. Ester Dean, Briga Heelen, Ivan Hernandez, Jeff Hiller & Scott Vance)

Time is running out You've got to act now Stay one step ahead Of that moronic text somehow There's no turning back Here in the danger zone You've got to manually delete that text From that dude's cell phone (Thank you, officers!) (Good luck, Rebecca!) It's a Textmergency Baby, can't you see? Textmergency That term just occurred to me It's gonna catch on instantly Wait, what about Textastrophe? That sounds better to me Textastrophe That could really spread virally I prefer textmergency I accidentally texted my mother-in-law A picture of my erection I once group texted my whole staff About my yeast infection Exactly It's so relatable That's why I coined the phrase Textastrophe That's the meme, don't you agree? All due respect Textmergency Is the better term, Miss C Hmm, I wanna go with Textastrophe I already put it on Urban Dictionary You fools It doesn't matter what it's called That's right, it's me The ghost of Steve Jobs What matters is that I control your lives from the grave Technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones Ha ha ha ha ha And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient And it immediately destroys your life, that's called a Messagepocalypse Get out of here, Steve Jobs Guys, what about that lawyer chick? We've gotten really off track She's searching for the spare key Look under the mat It's clearly hidden in that owl Look in that flower pot, hurry Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce Check the Buddha sconce Check the Buddha sconce She did it Now she can delete the text She won't need to come up with a Textcuse Texplanation Textmergency just flows No, dude, textastrophe, it's what it is Dude, she's totally right Textscuse me