Land of Misfit Toys

There's an S.O.S. From the land of the misfit toys It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils The other toys are really getting pissed Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy There was a time, a day not long ago When everyone was happy and the sun used to shine But now those days are gone they're ready to revolt Because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries There's an S.O.S. From the land of the misfit toys It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils The other toys are really getting pissed Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy The toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job Off the market due to stupid fucking cops We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys