I'm jumping through the portal, looking for a haul,
Where's your chests at Pigmen? I wanna raid 'em all!
Shoot, I spawned in a wall, well...
Time to mine straight down, what could go wrong?
I heard you got an update, since I last called
Where's the stronghold? Wither still holding out?
Of course I hear you Ghast, no need to shout.
What's this? I found a great fall?
(Excuse Me?)
No sweat, I landed on this pig thing
(This is our turf)
Ooh, boots, and a hat of gold, I'll go ahead and take those!
(No you won't kid, hit the road)
But I'm the player, everything I see I own!
(No, I don't think you get it, boy, I live here now)
(In the Nether we don't play – I'ma show you how we roll)
You're good in the pan kid, but this is the fire
The lava we breathe here will leave you a pyre
The last ones who came through we fed to the Hoglins
You should have backed out, but you don't know who you're robbin'
We 'bout to teach you a lesson,
About this crew that you're messin' with,
Won't be no second guessin' with our style –
And the way that we flexin' keep you obsessin'
You better hold tight, buckle up, you're messin' with the Nether now
Aight Piglin, you say you wanna dance,
I already beat a dragon in space
I can literally walk on water, breathe underwater,
Fly, and win any race
Not to mention, you cant afford
What it took to put the sparkle on my plate
You want to talk diamonds, I blew up the mine,
Redstone heavyweight
Lets talk bars, my Netherite makes
Your diamond look like coal. (Santa!)
You burn up in the lava, I use it as a sauna,
Chillin in magma's how we roll (Spicy!)
So you're armors tough, so shiny,
But diamonds are a thing of the past (Boomer!)
But I been spitting so much fire against you son,
You might as well call me a Ghast
You're good in the pan kid, but this is the fire
The lava we breathe here will leave you a pyre
The last ones who came through we fed to the Hoglins
You should have backed out, but you don't know who you're robbin'
We 'bout to teach you a lesson,
About this crew that you're messin' with,
Won't be no second guessin' with our style –
And the way that we flexin' keep you obsessin'
You better hold tight, buckle up, you're messin' with the Nether now
