What a Thought (feat. Jay Armstrong Johnson)

Wanna watch a movie? No, that's okay We could watch Noises Off, I know you love that one Heh, do I look bored? Nope. Cute, just like always Love you I love you Kill him With the vase Smash on the head, or pow! Right in the face Wow, the thought never occurred once before But now the thought feels like I've opened a door No, I've never imagined my husband in peril Except for that one time outside Crate and Barrel Or when he detested Cate Blanchett in Carol Wake up, forget this grim notion you've got What a morbid idea, must have smoked too much pot And God knows I haven't been sleeping a lot What a thought Heh... What's funny? What? Oh, nothing, just looking at Twitter Kill him With the plug Sure, you still love him But boy, can he bug ...No! Have to stand up and go grab a LaCroix Not draft how to drown someone you still enjoy It's a terrible time and we're all going mental It's getting to me and it's not coincidental But seventeen Valium would surely be gentle My God! He's perfect, and don't forget hot It's been weeks since he irked me and months since we fought I'm crazy, I'm cuckoo, with me I cannot Dummy! What a ludicrous Laughable Int'resting Blender! No This whole thing's insane A grown-ass man afraid of this? It's inane Nothing will happen Not to you, not to him Everyone's perfectly safe Mark? Yeah? You okay? For sure... just... makin' a drink. Heh. A drinky, drinky, drink drink Do it Spike his drink Poison is quickest and cleanest, I think You're being weird You know, I'm feeling kind of weird. I should probably take a sleeping pill and go to bed early How many sleeping pills do you think we have? Aaugh! Life's too short to live this distraught Have a drink or three, oh, eat those Cheetos he bought And please just stop planning this murderous plot What a thought! What a thought! It's a thought You look really scared What? No, no, no, it's just everything that's happening in the world You know? And it's like, I get these things in my head And I can't get them out, no matter how hard I try I get that. I've had this stupid tune stuck in my head all day Aah! Exactly like that! How 'bout let's play a game to get your mind off of it. Like... Twenty Questions Okay, I'll start. Do you have any enemies? Ha ha, I think I have never loved you more Burglar Set the scene Put things just so Oh, you're one fucked-up queen Weird, though I've never considered the act It's appeared like an incontrovertible fact Don't you worry about ev'ry minor detail 'Cause thinking too hard is how amateurs fail And girl, they don't have your hair color in jail Ha-ha! The vase just might be my best shot And who cares anymore if he's dead or I'm caught The world has turned into a bloody black blot And sooner or later we're all gonna rot What a thought! (I think I'll put on the movie) What a thought! (Wouldn't you like that?) What a thought! (Here I go...) I don't want to!