Mash It Up Harry

He's got his little Y-fronts and he's got his little vest He's got his little parting in his hair He's got his little trousers and he's got his little shoes And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-where He's got his little jacket and he's got his little shirt He's got his little motif on his tie He's got his little raincoat and he's got his little hat And he wants a bit of Wembley up his I yi yi Don't call Harry a human potato Don't call Harry a spud Don't call Harry a walking King Edward Harry's made of flesh and blood He's got his little office and he's got his little chair He's got his little cactus in its pot He's got his little memos and he's got his little job And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-what He's got his little pension and he's got his little plan He's got his little policy in hand He's got his little lap-top and he's got his little pen And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande Don't call Harry a human potato Don't fry Harry tonight Don't give Harry a chip on his shoulder Harry's doing alright Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry He's got his little mortgage and he's got his little lounge He's got his little bit of England to defend He's got his little telly and he's got his little phone And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Ponder's End He's got his little garden and he's got his little shed He's got his little mower on the grass He's got his little garage and he's got his little car And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass Don't call Harry a human potato Don't roast him on a spike I think Harry's a real golden wonder Let Harry be the Spud-U-Like Don't call Harry a human potato Don't call Harry a spud Don't call Harry a walking King Edward Harry's made of flesh and blood Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry We're on our way to Wembley; we're on the Wembley Way We're on our way to Wembley