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Robert Charlebois
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Robert Charlebois
Composer
Gordon Sheppard
Songwriter
Lyrics
A curious person is Mr. Plum
Never glum
Though he had a one-foot leg
A one-foot trunk
And a head going one-foot high
He juggled daggers without buzz
And sent them flashing through the sky
Always a child and never a man
Poor Mr. Plum
The dwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-warf
He courted Big Bella, the bareback rider
And tried her
He juggled, she rode
They coupled in fun
And soon were parents of an angelic son
Who caught their days and stole their nights
They called him Gabriel by the stars
Always a child and never a man
Glad Mr. Plum
The dwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-warf
Sweet Gabriel brought them joy for seven years
Past all fears
Then suddenly to the dwarf's dismay
This brilliant boy grew taller day by day
Soon the son outgrew the sire
And joy to jealousy gave away
Always a child and never a man
Sad Mr. Plum
The dwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-warf
Poor Mr. Plum grew sick and cold with envy, with envy
'Til one night, the moon in his head, moaning in secret
He wished his son dead
A roar of wrath, he flashed his knife
And severed Gabriel's head
Always a child and never a man
Mad Mr. Plum
The dwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-warf
As a favour to the height of the condemned
Like a friend
The hangman built a shorter fall
But the mad dwarf shouting shattered the fun
No, I want to die like a man and the hangman he didn't score
No longer a child at last a man, poor Mr. Plum
The dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf
The dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf, the dwarf
Writer(s): Robert Charlebois, Gordon Harry Sheppard
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