If There Was a Zombie Apocalypse I'd Let My Dog Eat Me

If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me I'd start with the thighs Where the fatty part lies Thick thighs save lives Quite literally this time My flesh will taste okay My dog will eat the pain away 'Cause the whole world is dying And I'm tired of surviving If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me The situations dire and my house is on fire But at least she'd be healthy If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me There are zombies full of lead And my friends are all dead But at least she'd be healthy If there was a zombie apocalypse If there was a- If there was a- If there was a zombie apocalypse If there was a zombie apocalypse (Ahh) If there was a- If there was a- If there was a zombie apocalypse (Temmie) I wish I had more time But there goes my spine I'm not (I'm not) alone (alone) Because she's chewing my bones My body's bleeding out She's eaten half my torso now Think I'm losing my eyesight I've been here all night If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me The situations dire and my house is on fire But at least she'd be healthy If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me There are zombies full of lead And my friends are all dead But at least she'd be healthy If there was a zombie apocalypse If there was a- If there was a- If there was a zombie apocalypse If there was a zombie apocalypse (Ahh) If there was a- If there was a- If there was a zombie apocalypse If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me The situations dire and my house is on fire But at least she'd be healthy If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me (ahh) There are zombies full of lead And my friends are all dead But at least she'd be healthy (If there was a zombie apocaly...)