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Do a show, save a child Raise a million bucks that'll last a while Fight at parties buy a horse Lose a couple win that big divorce I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines Saw my chance, took my break Took the biggest float in the rose parade Got jailed, got disgraced A hundred million people saw my face Call a conference with the press Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress Climb a building at six-below On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes As long as they spell my name right I hope they catch my best side I popped out from a cake At the president's ball what a big mistake Fifty guns aimed at me I was nearly killed but what publicity Nominated, something big Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe Porno movie comes to light But I was starving then so that's all right As long as they spell my name right I hope they catch my best side Keep my sidewalk star status bright (Feel free to walk on me tonight) Just don't spit on me