I have to laugh each time I think about her
She thinks that I could never live without her
She has a very funny notion, that I'm gonna cry an ocean
Because she found herself another guy
Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, there's more than just one apple on a tree
Why I'll pick myself a gorgeous pizzareno
Before I put a bullet through my beano
Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, I'm grateful to that gal for leaving me
Gonna find a prettier pidgeon and I'll give that little dove
All my love, all my love, all my love
She thought I'd fall apart because we parted
That I'd be broken up and broken-hearted
She figured I would miss her madly
She figured I would feel so badly
She figured I would lay me down and die
Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, there's more than just one apple on a tree
I'll pick myself a gorgeous pizzareno
Before I put a bullet through my beano
Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, I'm grateful to that gal for leaving me
Gonna find a prettier pidgeon and I'll give that little dove
All my love, all my love, all my love
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Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, I'm grateful to that gal for leaving me
Gonna find a prettier pidgeon and I'll give that little dove
All my love, all my love, all my love
