Baker Hotel

You can get your kicks wrapping Ann Marie's House Sticking forks in to her yard But if her daddy comes outside You better run and hide You can dial up her number is your refrigerator runnin'? You better go catch it, she'll never see it comin No, or laugh and hang up the phone But if you really want a story to tell You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell I double dog dare ya Show us what you got You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells At the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells There's bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft I hear the halls are haunted, you better run as fast as you can Or you don't stand a chance My daddy's second cousin made it the seventh floor His flashlight gave out and then someone slammed the door Oh no, then something grabbed his throat I double dog dare ya Show us what you got You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells At the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells Every girl is gonna love ya Every boy will wanna be ya They won't stop talkin bout ya Once ya make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel 14 stories of hell Out there in Mineral Wells