Hello
Welcome aboard the space-train
Please keep your arms, legs, eye stalks, tentacles
And other extremities clear of the exits
Fasten your seatbelts and have your data fob at the ready
Marshall bots will begin to roam the cabin momentarily
To verify your credentials
Validate, validate
Oh jeez I think I have it here somewhere
Intruder detected
No I have it right here
Terminating security obstruction
Vaporization
Threat neutralized
Your security aboard the Lyra Transit System is our top priority
And your complete compliance is appreciated
Please hold on this train is stopping
Now approaching concourse G
Concourse G as in Glortblop
Thank you for choosing Lyra Transit
It's not like you had a choice
