Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Broach me up wrong, talk to me nice You got to wine me and dine me Don't try to fool me, bejewel me Either amuse me or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Pop me a cork, French me a fry Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bon Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid-glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say "Do it," jump to it Send out for Scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out-think me, just mink me Best way to own me, cologne me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry Send out for Scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out-think me, just mink me Best way to own me, cologne me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Peel me a grape Please peel me a grape Peel me a grape