I Walk the Thinnest Line

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the good and bad sides of my mind And when I'm bad I sit in a tree And spit on people who walk under me When I'm good I stay at home I've got 29 kids all named Jerome I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the good and bad sides of my mind And when I'm sad I go to a club Drink enough beer to fill a bathtub When I'm glad I make a wish Find a wife who has read "My Little Fish" I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the good and bad sides of my mind And when I'm bored I watch TV A million things I want to see To fill my mind on either side Dear TV I want to take you for my briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide I walk the thinnest line