Shut the Screen

Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen It's too dang hot and the bugs are too dang mean Stepping outside would be absurd It's it would just hurt The air's thick as honey and whats worse The mosquito is the new state bird Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen It's too dang hot and the bugs are too dang mean Staying in the shade I'll be a happy man Gonna get outta working if I can Clearing the schedule won't have a plan Open the door, Shut the screen BUT DON'T LET IT SLAM Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen Open the door but shut the screen It's too dang hot and the bugs are too dang