One, two, three, four
Giant body, baby face
A superboy from outer space
Bringing Dortmund glory days
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
His magic portions working well
Runs like big bat outta hell
Saving Favre's butt as well
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh
All the fans say, "We want goals!"
Haaland say, "You're welcome, folks!"
Scoring hattricks easily
One, two, three
The Dortmund fans say, "It is clear
Haaland stays forever here"
Real Madrid says, "Hold my beer"
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh
Erling Haaland, he's way out front
Erling Haaland, oleeh
"We want two hattricks in a row"
Haaland says, "Right here we go"
The goalkeepers need therapy
One, two, three
Erling, Dortmund is so proud of you
Ahh
