An Abundance of Caution

Every time you leave your house Or when you go to sleep at night Everything is going to kill you You'd better be safe alright Wear a mask, or maybe not Trust the science, that shit is hot You know they know what's best for you Do what democracy tells you to Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you are displaying your BLM sign Because hate has no home here You are assuaging your own fear Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you have no children but want one someday Treat your dog like a child Let your pit bull run wild, tearing faces right off Even when you're on your couch You still need more security Bad dudes on the Internet Talking about conspiracies Climate change is going to kill you We only have about 12 more years Make sure you have plenty of wine So you can drown all of your fears Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you are still wearing a mask in the store My mask will protect you From the Chinese Bat Flu Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you are driving an electric car We're all in this together We're fixing the weather and taxing the poor Talk to your doctor You gotta double your Select Serotonin Re-uptake Inhibitors Get the best birth control Before you fuck all those random guys Talk to your doctor You have fibromyalgia Nonstop chronic pain And explosive diarrhea Talk to your doctor About your various nasty cysts And all of those viruses That you know really exist Talk to your doctor About your anxiety And your constant depression And your obesity, you fat bitch Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you are displaying your BLM sign Because hate has no home here You are assuaging your own fear Because it is out of an abundance of caution That you have no children but want one someday Treat your dog like a child Let your pit bull run wild