I'm in Love with Everyone I Know

In case there's ever any questions of if I'm nice or if I'm mean Well, the truth is I'm really a pterodactyl in a human body Cause otherwise I'd be extinct! I live on plants and vegetables I love my girlfriend, and I love the occasional B movie Now I like From Justin To Kelly, but I hate American Idol What the hell is wrong with Marc with a C? I know I'm in love with everyone I know But I just cut my hair off, so don't you dare call me a hippie I'm in love with everyone I know But I can't seem to figure out anything about myself, so what'd I do? I went out and I took an online personality quiz Where it turns out I'm Veronica Sawyer from the late eighties movie Heathers And I don't stand for bullshit conformity And the quiz said I've got me a wicked thing for Christian Slater But that's not right, I don't swing that way I just wasn't cut from that bolt of cloth Even though I like Pump Up the Volume, I hated his movie Kuffs You can't even find that movie down at Stardust But I know I'm in love with everyone I know Except for Christian Slater, I don't know him, he's exempt Otherwise, I'm in love with everyone I know And I can see the good in everyone I've ever met except my dad! We had a bad relationship And all the people that cut me off on the way to work Nobody's perfect, I mean, look at yourself in the mirror And ask yourself, honestly, "When was the last time I called my mom?" My mom, my mom got beat up at a monster truck rally And if I was there, I woulda kicked some ass Cause for a guy that wears glasses, I can really serve some shit You'd be surprised! But afterwards I would've had to tell them That I'm in love with everyone I know Even if you go to monster truck rallies, drink Busch beer, and beat up moms! I'm still in love with everyone I know And that's just not PC to say in this day and age If you said "Marc, why are you in love with everyone you know?" I'd say, "It's cause the Pixies are goin' on tour for the first time in over ten years!" And that's why I'm in love with everyone I know And I can see the good in everyone I've ever met, even you!