"HUMBLE" Parody of Kendrick Lamar's "HUMBLE"

Are you there Jesus? You gotta see this Rash! Ow! Ow! Ay! I'm about to make Big Sean and Drake Eat doo doo sandwiches I'm the young Pope of hip hop But I'm more woke than Francis is Diane Keaton is one of my most favorite actresses I cannot remember whose HBO Go account this is K dot sounds so weezy you might think I am a Jefferson When I spit that fire you retired like Dave Letterman So many run-on sentences I run out of etceteras Don't act like we're friends With friends like you guys who needs enemas? Someone stole my bike so I stole someone's tricycle It's a pain to ride but I look quite adorable This is how the world looks through that eyehole in the door Feel like I'm in a fishbowl Maybe that is the metaphor You rhyme just like a child Welcome to charm school Your manners are vile Pay attention cause this will be on the final It's stuff you shoulda learned in high school Bitch, don't mumble Hold up, fix that shirt Iron it, it's rumpled Autotune's bullshit Don't rap with your mouth full Sound it out Take out the marbles Thumbs down Smells like something's cooking Someone's Bbq'ing salmon This is not the stage I wanted to play on burning man Rhyme's so fire, they got my brain damaged Is it still cool to do the ice bucket challenge? I'm so bleeping sick of censorship and Photoshop That's easy for you to say When will the double standard stop? Flash that natural ass a lot It's fuzzy like an apricot Sure, I'll get to that As soon as you get off that apple box Hey! Black turtleneck sweater, ay! I'm an innovator, ay! A Steve Jobs cosplayer, ay! Get these bees away from me I'm allergic to them, ay! Does anyone have some raid? What do straight horses eat? (Hay!) And they read "Fifty Shades of Neigh" This la Croix, that yoga pant, that Malcolm Gladwell, Tina Fey Listing stuff that white people love so they will not click away That's enough fast rappin' for you bastards Now it's time to play some password The english dollar would be called A pound! Bryant's brother Greg Gumble! Axl Rose once sang, "Welcome to..." The Jungle! In his early films, Hugh Grant always acted Befuddled! You store things in The cloud! Not a wizard, but A muggle! A show about the queen The Crown! Drake dances like a Drunk uncle! Big Sean is talking out of His bunghole!