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Dillon James Heinz
Songwriter
Austin Jones
Songwriter
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Dillon James Heinz
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Foreigner2x
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Lyrics
Ooooh man
They not ready for this one
Ha ha ha ha
Aye
Fuck it though
We ball
Look,
I'm not a furry but lola bunny is kinda thick
If I was on the squad I guarantee that I'd be tryna hit
When I's a jit she had me bleeding out my sinuses
24 karats, she got me running through my finances
Speaking of carrots, I'm tryna find a mink
Take her out to sea and I show her some of the finer things
Moons out, she finna shine brighter than diamond rings
Inu-Inu doggin her until I hear a choir sing, aye
I'm not a furry but I'd hop inside of Judy Hopps
Cuz she a mathmatician when she just an off duty cop
That means we multiplying
I'mma stuff her full of mine
But she can't control herself, I swear she tryna suck me dry
Somethin bout a rabbit get me activated
Niggas never wanna admit it, that's why I have to say it
Human women getting oversaturated
I could take ya back to basics
Or I could rap so you don't have to face it
Niggas know that I'm finna speak for the soul
People are weak to the truth
But I'm finna talk my shit
Till I fall asleep in the booth
And I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
See I ain't a furry, dawg, I just know I know what I want
Niggas know that I'm finna speak for the soul
People are weak to the truth
But I'm finna talk my shit
Till I fall asleep in the booth
And I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
See I ain't a furry, dawg, I just know I know what I want
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(Them bitches from the goofy movie was bad as hell)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(I'm tryna show Toriel a new kind of pie)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(I'm tryna slide on Loona, I don't care if it kills me)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
And Rouge the Bat... do I even gotta say?
Like, like do I even need to -- WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT??
THIS IS A KIDS GAME!!! Y'all got me fucked the fuck up.
Look man
If I talked to Markiplier I know he'd have my back
Cuz he was cookin with that Pokemon smash or pass
Some of these Pokemon aren't really meant to move you
But some of these are only here to sexually confuse you like
What the fuck else am I supposed to do with Mega Lopunny
Like actually look at her bro
Tell me this shit ain't supposed to make you feel a type a way
And I'mma pull the chopper out and take your fuckin life away
Like bro, you more dummy than her ass is
And that's massive
She really thick with that
Bouncing in the back, it look like Braixen with no stick attached
Salazzle kinda toxic, but I still might put my dick in that
They used to marry Pokemon, like there ain't nothing to it
Gardevoir already in a wedding gown, she wanna do it
My Ditto can transform into Nessa, you bet I'm running through it
Vaporeon though? -- I'm just not gonna say it
Niggas know that I'm finna speak for the soul (y'all are NOT ready for that one)
People are weak to the truth (no sir ree BOB, that shit's like, level 3)
But I'm finna talk my shit (we're on like, level 2)
till I fall asleep in the booth
And I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
See I ain't a furry, dawg, I just know I know what I want
Niggas know that I'm finna speak for the soul
People are weak to the truth
But I'm finna talk my shit
Till I fall asleep in the booth
And I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
See I ain't a furry, dawg, I just know I know what I want
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(Maid Marian had me acting unwise)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(I'd repopulate the Lombax race with Rivet)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(Renamon was Digimon's answer to Gardevoir) (that was a lie)
I ain't a furry, dawg, but I know I know what I want
(Y'all seen Tawna's redesign in Crash 4?)
That shit kinda fire I ain't gon-- (ay, yo, my boy)
Whatchu talkin bout? You soundin' like a furry to me (bruh)
Let a real non-furry explain (aight then, fuck it)
I might pull a Legoshi
And hit a bunny doggy style
Said I ain't a furry
But these girlies really got me wild
This might sound real fishy
But I'll hit up Lola just to motorboat her
Flip her over pop it in like Shes a fucking toaster
(So you're saying you would fuck a fish)
Duh nigga
And the other Lola too
I've been in love with her
She can get my secret stuff anytime she asked
On the side I keep a baddie who's real batty
Rouge The Bat
Freak hoe Neferpitou
Lay em on the side when I hit
That's a T bone
Please note I'm a Leo
So I'll give Felecia deep strokes
Beat the pussy up like I'm Debo
Carmelia Fox
Crystal Fox
Gimme either one, I'mma eat the box
You ain't gotta be a furry to expand your view
But c'mon dog you know that you would fuck Tawana Bandicoot
Uh, yeah, anyways, I'm not a furry (yeah)
I just like hot chicks (yeah, yeah, nah man)
Who just so happen to have fur on them (yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah)
And that's okay
Like dawg for real we all watched the Goofy movie as kids and had a crush on Roxanne (exactly man)
That's fine (this is why I fuck with GameboyJones)
I'm done pretending like it's not
Fuck outta here (you really get me)
I don't even think it would be like
Cool to
You know
Have a tail or anything
But like hypothetically speaking
Writer(s): Austin Jones
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