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Afore that I'd be terraneezed as I this file hae been
I'd raither rin' frae here tae Birse wi' peez in bath ma sheen
I'd raither dee for want O' breath than pine for want O' love
And it's a' because McFarlane merrit Sousie
Sousie's Kankert faither wi' mine could niver gree
And aye fan I'd gae ower that gait he'd set his dog at me
So I sent ma freen McFarlane doon to see fit he could dee
McFarlane O' the Sprots O' Burnieboozie
I dinna like McFarlane, I'm safe enough tae state
His lug wad cast a shadow ower a sax-fit gate
He's soft as ony goblin and slippery as a skate
McFarlane O' the Sprots O Burnieboozie
McFarlane spak nae wird fo me but plenty for himsel'
He reesed the lassie's baurley scones, her kebbicks and her kail
Her faither cried oot Sprotie man, ye should try your luck yersel'
Tae McFarlane O' the Sprots O' Burnieboozie
Though McFarlane is the grimmest chiel for twenty miles aroon
Though they buy his fottygraph tae fleg the rottens frae a toon
He kittled up his spunk at this and spiered gin she'd come doon
And be Mistress O' the Sprots O' Burnieboozie
I dinna like McFarlane
I tell ye it's a fact
He's a nose for splitting hailsteans an a humty back
He's legs like Cutterperca ilka his knees ge' knack
McFarlane O' the Sprots O' Burnieboozie
Oh a dire O' the teethache's nae particularly sweet
Bit love's the only power on earth that iver gart me greet
It's like kittlie chilblains roon yer heart instead O' roon yer feet
They were aggravated wi' the sicht O' Sousie
Noo freens and kind philosophers, ye've heard what me befell
Or I'll bet my hinmost sarkit ye're a day ahint the markit
As fan I sent Jock McFarlane roon for Sousie
I dinna like McFarlane, it's affa' bit it's true
A pewter speen wis tint in Jock McFarlane moo
He couldnae weel be grimmer, sups his brose wi' the skimmer
McFarlane O' the Sprots O' Burnieboozie
Words G. Bruce Thomson
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