Never Lost in New York City

If you're lost in the Apple and can't get found Just hop the subway to Chinatown Oops, I guess we're Brooklyn bound But, you're never lost in New York City In Williamsburg all the old-time Jews Have rented their buildings to hipster dudes With their waist-length beards and their buckled shoes Still, you're never lost in New York City In Little Odessa with the right tattoos Chances are you won't get shot And the vibe is shitty in Long Island City But It's one of old Duke's favorite spots Flushing, Queens is some messed up jive Those Mahjong ladies will eat you alive There's poets and punks, and hookers and creeps It's fucked up and beautiful, and it never sleeps Yeah, it's weird and wonderful, gorgeous and gritty But you're never lost in New York City