I Am the Progenitor

I am the progenitor And these are my rules Don't touch the wobble if it's pink Or you will age until you stink If the wobble's gray like steam You'll revert into a cream If the wobble's red like rust You'll die and rot and then throw up If a patch is colored tan Then your eyes will melt Don't touch the wobble if it's blue 'Cause your legs will look like that If the wobble smells like flowers Run real fast or we'll both die When the wobble's neon green Then I'm not sure what will happen Thus, concludes my list of rules I am the progenitor