The Semi Final

Welcome bakers, to the semi-final Yes, with only one week to go before our grand series finale This your last chance to prove that you know how to prove Time is ticking, and I'm fretting, only one week to the final Yes, its the big one, bread week Otherwise known as Dread Week! Will I make it? Better make it, gotta make it to the final Who will rise and who'll be going home If you fail the challenge you will die! No! Just bake Okay, for your signature challenge We're asking you to make a focaccia of your face Did I really, did I mean to, did we really kiss? (gotta make it to the final) Neither one of us arrived expecting this (Don't send me home, don't send me home) Do you think he thinks I crossed a line? Perhaps he's angry, or he's fine I was just testing the water But he's got a nine-year-old daughter Now I'm caught, I've overthought But there, somewhere in the dough, where's the girl I know Maybe I have found her Oh, god! Oops, butterfingers! I- I can start again, how long's left? Five minutes to go Oh crap! A very stupid move from Gemma What a terrible mistake It was rather her dilemma But still, it comes down to the bake! For this week's technical we're asking you to make a pan de rosca It's the toughest technical that we've ever set (that they've ever set!) Taking you to Uraguay, you can bet its no baguette It's the pan de rosca, a challenging bet Let's see which one of you can get ahead Pan de rosca (gotta make it to the final) Oh, of course I've heard of that, who hasn't? Obviously, I should have known the technical But, obviously, I don't There'll be no LA I'll never get my takeaway I'll be a laughing stock A meme or gif that people mock And I'll never get a cookbook deal I'll never record a duet with seal It never occurred to me ever that I wouldn't win! Izzy, what's wrong? Leave me alone, Gemma Just read the recipe again, slowly I don't need help from you Sorry? From the moment that you came in here It was clear you had your plan (What plan?) You've been through quite the transformation Oh, everyone's such a big fan Oh, Gemma, we've all seen it The duckling that turns to a swan The innocent underdog finally goes to the prom Oh, it's gonna make such great TV! Not to mention you and Ben I don't know what you mean They set a rather tricky challenge, it took them by surprise Who's lagging and who's gaining Judges! Cut them down to size! Fourth? Third. Second. Lucky t-shirt, duh! For this week's showstopper A bread landscape inspired by your favourite artist Time is ticking, and I'm sweating, and I'm so close to the final So, Hassan, tell us about your Banksy brioche Is it ready? Is it ready? It's a brutal semi-final I just throw it in the bowl, yeah throw it in the bowl It's gonna look like concrete with a massive hole Hey dad Oi, you, we're right in the middle of filming I just wanted to try mum's bread like I always do Oh, Lils, you know you're not allowed, I'll get disqualified! I just want a bite because I'm proud This isn't mum's Well, it's kind of the same, but I altered the flavours a bit But why? Cause earlier, Gemma suggested that coconut might be a hit She did? And once you get used to the change, I promise you'll savour each crumb But I don't understand, is Gemma going to be my new mum? Lily, of course not! No-one could ever replace your mum Ouch I should be ready, excited, chomping at the bit To be chosen, invited, on to such a hit I should never have come, I've let down my mum Gemma get it together, it's now or never Aah! No, no, no! What are we gonna do, we're doomed I tell you, doomed! Fire person coming through! Dezza? Don't worry everyone, I know exactly what to do about an open flame I've got my Duke of Edinburgh bronze! No way! No what's going on? Dezza Huh?