Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Original London Cast of The Great British Bake Off Musical
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Pippa Cleary
Composer
Jake Brunger
Lyrics
Tom Howe
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Pippa Cleary
Producer
Jake Brunger
Producer
Mark Collins
Producer
Tom Curran
Producer
Niall Acott
Mixing Engineer
Dick Beetham
Mastering Engineer
Ronan Phelan
Recording Engineer
Lyrics
Welcome bakers, to the semi-final
Yes, with only one week to go before our grand series finale
This your last chance to prove that you know how to prove
Time is ticking, and I'm fretting, only one week to the final
Yes, its the big one, bread week
Otherwise known as Dread Week!
Will I make it? Better make it, gotta make it to the final
Who will rise and who'll be going home
If you fail the challenge you will die!
No! Just bake
Okay, for your signature challenge
We're asking you to make a focaccia of your face
Did I really, did I mean to, did we really kiss? (gotta make it to the final)
Neither one of us arrived expecting this (Don't send me home, don't send me home)
Do you think he thinks I crossed a line?
Perhaps he's angry, or he's fine
I was just testing the water
But he's got a nine-year-old daughter
Now I'm caught, I've overthought
But there, somewhere in the dough, where's the girl I know
Maybe I have found her
Oh, god!
Oops, butterfingers!
I- I can start again, how long's left?
Five minutes to go
Oh crap!
A very stupid move from Gemma
What a terrible mistake
It was rather her dilemma
But still, it comes down to the bake!
For this week's technical we're asking you to make a pan de rosca
It's the toughest technical that we've ever set (that they've ever set!)
Taking you to Uraguay, you can bet its no baguette
It's the pan de rosca, a challenging bet
Let's see which one of you can get ahead
Pan de rosca (gotta make it to the final)
Oh, of course I've heard of that, who hasn't?
Obviously, I should have known the technical
But, obviously, I don't
There'll be no LA
I'll never get my takeaway
I'll be a laughing stock
A meme or gif that people mock
And I'll never get a cookbook deal
I'll never record a duet with seal
It never occurred to me ever that I wouldn't win!
Izzy, what's wrong?
Leave me alone, Gemma
Just read the recipe again, slowly
I don't need help from you
Sorry?
From the moment that you came in here
It was clear you had your plan (What plan?)
You've been through quite the transformation
Oh, everyone's such a big fan
Oh, Gemma, we've all seen it
The duckling that turns to a swan
The innocent underdog finally goes to the prom
Oh, it's gonna make such great TV!
Not to mention you and Ben
I don't know what you mean
They set a rather tricky challenge, it took them by surprise
Who's lagging and who's gaining
Judges! Cut them down to size!
Fourth? Third. Second. Lucky t-shirt, duh!
For this week's showstopper
A bread landscape inspired by your favourite artist
Time is ticking, and I'm sweating, and I'm so close to the final
So, Hassan, tell us about your Banksy brioche
Is it ready? Is it ready? It's a brutal semi-final
I just throw it in the bowl, yeah throw it in the bowl
It's gonna look like concrete with a massive hole
Hey dad
Oi, you, we're right in the middle of filming
I just wanted to try mum's bread like I always do
Oh, Lils, you know you're not allowed, I'll get disqualified!
I just want a bite because I'm proud
This isn't mum's
Well, it's kind of the same, but I altered the flavours a bit
But why?
Cause earlier, Gemma suggested that coconut might be a hit
She did?
And once you get used to the change, I promise you'll savour each crumb
But I don't understand, is Gemma going to be my new mum?
Lily, of course not! No-one could ever replace your mum
Ouch
I should be ready, excited, chomping at the bit
To be chosen, invited, on to such a hit
I should never have come, I've let down my mum
Gemma get it together, it's now or never
Aah! No, no, no!
What are we gonna do, we're doomed I tell you, doomed!
Fire person coming through!
Dezza?
Don't worry everyone, I know exactly what to do about an open flame
I've got my Duke of Edinburgh bronze!
No way!
No what's going on?
Dezza
Huh?
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