Eagles 34

Boots are burnin on the floor There's a man in a cowboy hat He walked right up to me And then he taught me how to two-step We got Patsy Cline and Emmylou, Ol' Waylon and George Jones The cowboy hipsters all start barkin' When they hear the Rolling Stones Mama, I'm singin' at the Eagles Club tonight I got all dressed up so I could see the city lights The lipstick and the honky-tonk is everything I am Turn off that ol' jukebox, baby Start dancin' to the country band A man is drinkin' his whiskey straight There's a beer on the guitar amp The snap-ups and the bolo ties And the bouncer with his stamp Hell, they even got a taxidermied Loon up on the wall There's karaoke in the other room You better chug your alcohol Oh mama, I'm singin' at the Eagles 34 We don't take requests but we got Haggard's "Swinging Doors" Well we know we're just Northerners Livin' for the heartland Turn off that ol' jukebox, baby Start dancin' to the country band It's Cajun night, and the fiddle's playing There's pitchers full of beer String of lights, and the curtains red I'm gonna swing from the chandeliers They got denim on denim and a midnight pizza Meat raffle, and a bingo game Tobacco in the backroom Reminiscin' 'bout the good ol' days Oh mama, I'm singin' at the Eagles Club tonight I got all dressed up so I could see the city lights Well the lipstick and the honky-tonk is everything I am Turn off that ol' jukebox, baby Start dancin' to the country band Turn off that ol' jukebox, baby Start dancin' to the country band