There he sits on the couch
Never knowing just
What he's on about
Says his life's a crying shame
Could've had it all
Didn't want the fame
And he fights with any
One who doubts his
Credibility
I think I heard someone say
He's a scumbag
He's a wet rag
Hear him talk on the phone
Doesn't mind that he's
Living all alone
Says he could've had a wife
Just too many to choose
Didn't have the time
And he fights with any
One who doubts his
Credibility
I think I heard someone say
He's a scumbag
He's a wet rag
He's a red flag
He's a scumbag
And he's making his way
All across the USA
Watch him drink at the bar
Doesn't say too much
Staring from afar
Says this place ain't the same
Could've had it all
Didn't want the fame
He's a scumbag
He's a wet rag
He's a red flag
He's a scumbag
