That's How Much I Love You

Well, if I had a nickel I know what I would do I'd spend it all on candy And give it all to you I'd spend it all on candy And give it all to you Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you And if you were a kitten With pretty glossy fur I'd pick you up and stroke you And listen to you purr I'd pick you up and stroke you And listen to you purr Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you And if you were a horsefly And I an old gray mare I'd stand and let you bite me And never move a hair I'd stand and let you bite me And never move a hair Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you Well if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den I'd pester you, my honey Until you let me in I'd pester you, my honey Until you let me in Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you Well, if you wanna marry Now let me tell you what We'll go and find a parson And let him tie the knot We'll go and find a parson And let him tie the knot Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you