I have made a very dangerous discovery at deep diggings
How could something from years ago be dangerous?
Unlock this door
My man tell me you've been diggin' it too deep
Right now in our laboratory
We must find a place to hide this
Lock it in the equipment cabinet
Where did you get this?
It is illegal to oppose our governor
Somebody might break now to examine your premises
Someday perhaps the world will be ready for our theory
