Top Songs By Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
James Neil Morrison
Composer
Leslie Carter
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Sex Machine/Simon Painter
Producer
Lyrics
The ambulance sirens rang
As they wheeled her to the stand
Feathered, tarred
And handcuffed to a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
Was multiple sclerosis
An open and shut
Hopeless fucking case
The wheels of justice turned
Till the tyres were bald and burned
And when they's all adjourned
I asked myself
Am I un H A P P Y?
Does a new born baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
And I said to myself
Self, is wrestling fixed?
Am I un H A P P Y?
Does a new born baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Did Little Red Riding wear a hood?
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Is wrestling fixed?
Writer(s): James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter
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