Suppose You Gave a Funeral and Nobody Came (2012 Remaster)

Go ahead you fucking sadist Pucker up and kiss some babies Kiss 'em till they die of rabies Get your tits out for the ladies Summoned home from Barcelona Another day, another donor Two submissions or a coma Gutterpressville, Arizona Follow that ambulance And when that ambulance stops Take every photo opportunity that knocks Because you're popular You're beautiful The whole world knows your name But suppose you gave a funeral And nobody came Here's the church Here's the steeple Open the doors Where's all the people? Light up the sky With sub-standard fireworks Release the pit bull doves of peace I've changed my mind About the mindless violence I'm happy doing porridge With the knowledge that at least You may be popular You're beautiful The whole world knows your name But today you gave a funeral And nobody came Here's the church Here's the steeple Open the doors Where's all the people?