Drinkin' Thinkin'

Woke up this morning Saw I had ten missed calls One missing heel And a worried text from my mom A sharpie tattoo on my hand Who the hell's dirty Dan Let me see how this one ends Damn I guess we're doin' this again Somebody told me I danced on the bar With round after round rackin' up on my card Next thing you know I was in VIP Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed I wish I could take all the credit But my 90 proof bourbon perspective Got me again Off the deep end Now it's sinkin' in It was me and my drinkin' thinkin' Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin' A shopping cart parked Where I normally park my car And that red bottom heel I was missing Right there in my yard And I really wish that I could go ahead and tell you more But the last thing I remember I was walking out the door And by the looks of it I had a damn good time Yeah that sounds about right ... Somebody told me I danced on the bar With round after round rackin up on my card Next thing you know I was in VIP Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed I wish I could take all the credit But my 90 proof bourbon perspective Got me again Off the deep end Now it's sinkin' in It was me and my drinkin' thinkin' Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin' Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin' I wish I could say it was only me Oh no, no Cuz Jim beam was totally taking the lead Cuz Somebody told me I danced on the bar With round after round rackin up on my card Next thing you know I was in VIP Some dude in a suit started sharing his weed Wish I could take all the credit But my 90 proof bourbon perspective Got me again Off the deep end Now it's sinkin' in It was me and my drinkin' thinkin' Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin' Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin', drinkin'