Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
Up at the breaking day
Husband's out bailing hay
Her dreams went out the door
But she fell in love with Ford
Now she's on the ranch
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna see the world
And drive the hottest cars
Those boys in Tennessee
Are now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright
Since Waylon and Willie
Way before Joe Diffie
There was Conway and Dolly
Music still on CMT
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
And she's still preoccupied
With 1985
She's seen all the classics
She knows all the lines
Urban cowboy bud
Long after staying alive
She loved Loretta Lynn
Not an Al Jean fan
And Kenny Rogers was
Her favorite gambling man
Where's the denim jacket?
With all the tassels
And why does Ed Sheeran
Look just like Eddie Haskell?
When did country become Nash Pop?
Whatever happened to dance halls, porch swings
And on the radio was Waylon and Willie
Way before Joe Diffie
There was Conway and Dolly
Music still on CMT
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With nineteen, nineteen
1985
She hates time, make it stop
Why did Nashville country have to merge with rap rock?
And when did George Strait become an actor?
Please make this stop (stop, stop)
Let's bring back Waylon and Willie
Way before Joe Diffie
There was Conway and Dolly
Music still on CMT
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
Tell you what's on her mind
Is Waylon and Willie
Way before Joe Diffie
There was Conway and Dolly
Music still on CMT
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With nineteen, nineteen
1985
1985
Well Jerry you said there wasn't a country version
How 'bout that?
Well Chuck
You done gone and did it
Good job man
