The age-old question
Passed down from generation to generation
Will be answered tonight
Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android or is it iPhone?
Is it Android or motherfucking iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android or motherfucking iPhone?
Yo, pop that pussy if you Android
Yo, pop that ass if you iPhone
I said, pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone
Yeah, pop that pussy if you Android
Yeah, pop that ass if you iPhone
Yo, pop that pussy if you Android
Yeah, pop that ass if you iPhone, uh
You're in the Verizon store
It's finally your time to upgrade
You've spent the last six months on every fucking website
9to5Mac, MacRumors
Android Police, Android Authority
And still, you can't make up your mind
But the time is now and you have to make a decision
Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it Android? Is it iPhone?
Is it motherfucking Android or iPhone?
Ayo, pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone
I said, pop that pussy if you Android
Ayo, pop that ass if you iPhone
Ayo, it doesn't matter okay?
That's the answer
It, it, it just doesn't matter anymore okay?
Mobile technology has increased to a degree
Where it, regardless of the platform you choose
The functionality is gonna be virtually identical, okay?
So just stop spending so much time
Thinking about something that's so unimportant
And just buy the fucking phone, alright?
And you know what's gonna happen when you do?
You have a beautiful phone in your hand
And when all that noise is gone from your head
You're gonna have a little bit of this
Three, two, one
Hot potato!
Android is better than iPhone though
