I'm all alone minding my own business
Sitting on my couch learning Chinese
My feet propped up on my nice coffee table
Headphones on listening to Mandarin syllables
And out of the corner of my right eye
I saw pulsating bright light on my right
It was my cell phone
Screaming to catch my attention
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
He said I got a present waiting for me
All wrapped up in elegance and beauty
And that present
He said that present is you
Indeed, what incredible news
My gift is a beautiful muse
All my years in the "Good Boy" list
At last paying off in a boundless bliss
And out of the corner of my right eye
I saw pulsating bright light on my right
It was my cell phone
Screaming to catch my attention
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
He said I got a present waiting for me
All wrapped up in elegance and beauty
And that present
He said that present is you
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
Lo and Behold
Santa texted, Santa texted me
He said I got a present waiting for me
All wrapped up in elegance and beauty
And that present
He said that present is you
And that present
He said that present is you
