The Ballad of Beulah Baptist

How's your love life?" "I'll tell you man, I've been trying to get this woman and that woman, you know? I'll tell you who I really love" I'm in love With Beulah Baptist Although I've only seen her on the pages of a magazine I'm in love With Beulah Baptist 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen Long pretty legs mmm" I don't know if she's married She might have a bunch of kids She might be mean and evil And have a real bad attitude But I don't care, it don't matter 'Cause all I know is what I see And what I see is a beautiful woman Just as sweet as she can be I'm in love With Miss Beulah Baptist Although I've only seen her on the pages of Jet magazine I'm in love With Beulah Baptist 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen "Oh silky soft skin" I love her disposition She always wears a smile And she listens to my problems She's forever on my side I know my imagination May be far from reality I can make a good case for reality But you don't pay support to a fantasy I'm in love With Beulah Baptist Although I've only seen her in the pages of this magazine I am in love With Beulah Baptist 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen "(mumbling, I can't understand what he's saying) I mean I've been dreaming" (This part is sung in scat, which means that there are no actual words) I don't know if I ever want to meet her Our relationship is perfect like it is And no one can ever come between us She's my picture perfect paper princess living in a magazine I am in love With Beualah Baptist Although I've only seen her on the pages of Ebony magazine I'm in love With Beulah Baptist 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen