Pizza Pepperoni

Pizza pepperoni You think you're so cool The king of toppings You make the rules You're nothing but a fraud A cheap imitation You are the worst thing that ever happened to this nation In the heart of the night Flames rise high A pizza oven roaring Devouring the sky Pizza pepperoni, you're a disgrace Pizza pepperoni, get out of my face! This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni Guitar strings shred like melted cheese Drums beat faster than a delivery breeze Bass lines rumble, hungry stomach plea Leave your taste buds free The crust is the battleground Tomato sauce spills all around Mozzarella cheese is everything you need Fight for the perfect slice, raise your fist! This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni Parmesan troopers Marinara raids Pepperoni warriors must die I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know Who the fuck is Alfredo I wanna know I wanna know I wanna Pizza, boobs and destroy This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni This is salami This is salami This is salami Not pepperoni