Wienerschnitzel

2007 I'm on a bike Pulled into the drive through Risking my life I put my yarmulke into my pocket And ordered a sausage with everything on it I found an alley behind the main road Rolled up both my sleaves And then I braced my soul For a life of damnation and fire and pain I pointed that wiener right at my face And I waited for God to Come down To smite me And he said "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed But I've got bigger fish to fry than you" I remember that taste of freedom And knowing there was nothing he could do 2011 those were the days Milk carton bongs Below average grades Thinking I'm slick and then getting caught Doing real little and talking a lot I told David Margolis my parents were gone Then half of Encino Was drunk on my lawn I turned up the speaker cause fuck it why not Til my prude of a neighbor showed up with the cops And my dad was Waiting at the station For me And he said "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" As he grabbed his keys and walked me out the room And I wish I was in trouble Cause at least then I'd know what to do And now I can eat ice cream for dinner I can go to work or sit and watch TV But the burden of having free will Is that you have to choose well And it's always up to me