Country Singer

Says he's a born again, godly man But the Devil is his biggest fan A joke, from a country song trope The only line that he's walking Is to the bar and back again My heart's broke with this country song trope Trucks, beer and football Thinks he's all a woman could need But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer His biggest hit on radio Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on There's no hope for that country song trope He thinks misogyny's a French three-way Or cutting his beard would make him gay Can't cope for this country song trope Trucks, beer and football Thinks he's all a woman could need (Oh please) But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might) I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer He's a washed up used-to-be Still wants to be a star Damn he's wishing He could be like Tim McGraw Can never keep a girl Even his dog it ran away I learned my lesson Yeah he's never gonna change Alright, bring it home I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer (Not again) The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer