Won't you let me be your salty dog, I don't want to be your man at all
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
There's just one thing that's worryin' my mind, all of these womens, ain't none of 'em mine
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Oh, you salty dog
Scared as I ever been in my life, old Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Now, the big fish, little fish playin' in the water, come on back here, man, and give me my quarter
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Oh, you salty dog
Won't you let me be your salty dog, I don't want to be your man at all
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Oh, you salty dog
Just like lookin' for a needle in a barrel of sand, just to try to find a woman ain't got no man
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Says, God made the woman and he made 'er mighty funny, the lips around the mouth just sweet as any honey
You salty dog, aw, you salty dog
Oh, you salty dog
Old Uncle Bud is a man like this, he saves his money and used his fist
You salty dog, aw, you puppy,
Oh, you salty dog
